Forging Ahead

Ouch! Swedish street sign.
10-10-08 - To my own astonishment, I'm nearly done with the site programming, and will start back-filling with content over the next couple of days. Have a click around, there's enough stuff already to see how it works.
The 'Best' section is currently just a list that I've marked up as favourites, but I'm toying with the idea of having a 'vote' button so that visitors decide, rather than myself. It wouldn't be the end of the world if this got abused, but it would be nice to find a way to make sure that it doesn't. Anyone got any ideas? I can think of a few ways, but they all seem a bit over the top.
Hello there!

Not sure what these fruity types are up to, but it certainly looks pretty rude.
4-10-08 - Hello indeed, and welcome to the mostly all-new Rude Food website. Regular viewers will notice two things that are particularly new: adverts and updates.
I've held off from advertising for a great many years, but it's time to give it a go. It's a good excuse to give the site a much-needed redesign, get the content into some kind of order and make a start on that backlog of updates that was looking too daunting to consider.
The plan is to make everything a bit easier to maintain, all PHP-like and full of databasey goodness. Once things are functional I'll start adding the older 'entries' in dribs and drabs, so if there's something you were looking for you might need to drop me a line and request it. Further down the track there'll be a bigger redesign based around the new 'back-end', but that kind of depends how well this pans out. In the meantime, feel free to give me your thoughts.
So, kicking off the new site is this veritable orgy of fruit. Maoam are a Haribo offering which I guess makes these German, although they were bought in the UK. I wouldn't even begin to unravel the mind that thinks that inter-species fruit sex is a suitable topic for the decoration of children's sweets, but somewhere out there that mind exists. Consider yourself warned.